Price: $6.49
Type Of Cut: Spears

I love the Alamo Drafthouse and unless some situation out of my control arises, it’s the only theater chain I will attend. Ticket prices are on par with everyone else and I can drink beer while waiting in line outside, playing Galaga in the lobby, and during the entire duration of the movie. Hell, I don’t even give a shit what’s showing - I’m going right now!
That being said, I must say - and have done so via comment card several times - what the hell is going on with these pickles? First off, they are insanely expensive for the FIVE spears you get. Why five? That makes sharing with a friend awkward when there is just one left. The zesty batter is no doubt tasty but never sticks to the pickle after the first bite. And finally, why spears? You are sitting in a dark theater so wouldn’t a nice basket of chips be much easier to munch on? Come on Alamo, if you changed your mushy steak fries to insanely awesome waffle, you can do this!